Apple is expected to announce the latest update(s?) to the iPhone today, along with a bunch of other stuff. Despite my invitation to be at the event personally presumably being lost in the mail, I will be following a bunch of live-blogs of the event (and maybe finding a live-stream of the event, Batman willing) and making a bunch of snarky comments about things here, as well as shorter snark on Twitter.
So come back at 10AM PST/1PM EST for some stupid jokes about products I will very likely own in the near future.