We are captives to our phones, they are having a deleterious effect on society, and no one is coming to help us. On the upside, this is a great phone.
It’s a month old, so you probably already read this but, if you hadn’t, it’s worth a look.
I love these ads, but I’m horrified to discover that I share any beliefs with Ted Cruz (that belief being that White Castle is delicious, and yes, I will gladly die on that hill).
John Mulaney as Spider-Ham is the casting I needed to get through 2018 — thanks, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse!
This Fourth of July, let’s remember the Presidents who might not have made anything better, but sure as hell didn’t actively make everything worse all the damn time, shall we?