eD! Thomas
Excels Equally in Awesomeness & Modesty
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Gotta visit all the spots I can’t possibly go to at home, y’know?
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I walked up 937 million stairs to get this. Relatedly, cross your fingers my insurance covers robotic leg replacements.
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Gonna get kicked off of Instagram for posting this explicit content but it’s worth it tbh
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Avengers: Infinity War and Beyond
This is the sort of corporate synergy I can get behind.
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Lin-Manuel on The Catchiness of Disney Afternoon Themes
I’ll be totally honest: I thought Lin-Manuel was wrong here. Yes, it’s very obviously true for Duck Tales, Darkwing Duck, Chip-and-Dale’s Rescue Rangers, and even the oft-forgotten Gummi Bears, but I thought he was wrong with Tale Spin.1
Having reviewed the extended version of the theme, though, I can officially announce:
FACT CHECK: True!
- This is obviously in order of theme song awesomeness, and if you disagree you’re totally wrong, sorry to be the one to tell you that. ↩
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Tony, Not Steve
Before we all rush to the theater to finally see Avengers: Infinity War tonight, please feel free to listen to this week’s brief episode of Nearly Coherent to find out what I think is going to happen, which might not, but it’d be kinda great if it did tbh
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The Greatest Badminton Rant I’ve Ever Seen
There aren’t many times I’ll post sports-related content to eTM, but when I do, you can bet it’ll be high-quality stuff like this 2004 rant by Mary Carillo.
It’s solid gold, people.
Solid. Gold.
Source: Kinja Deals of the Day
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Seth Meyers’s Second Son’s Birth
I’m a sucker for a good/weird baby-birthing story, and this more than qualifies.
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ABC 7 NY News: Bags of undelivered mail found in postal worker’s backyard shed on Long Island
Turns out my home town has a bit of a problem with the mail:
Postal inspectors are at a house in Nassau County Tuesday after they found loads of undelivered mail.
The USPS Inspector General’s Office confirms they are investigating, and neighbors said upwards of 60 kitchen-sized bags of undelivered mail were removed.
It’s pretty common for mail to be delivered to the wrong house where I am, anyway, so this really didn’t hurt your chances of missing an important piece of mail by all that much, honestly.
On the plus side, I now have something concrete I can point to the next time I tell my insurance company that there’s a reason I don’t get my prescriptions from a mail-order pharmacy. Woo-hoo/par-tay, etc.
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The Morning Call: Stoning could be last ditch defense against school shooters, Blue Mountain official says
The Morning Call has news of a plan to help curb school shootings: rocks.
“If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance to any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full of students armed with rocks and they will be stoned,” Superintendent David Helsel said to the House Education Committee in Harrisburg.
I swear, we live in the dumbest of all future dystopian society timelines.
Source: Daring Fireball