I’m Still Going to Be Polite To Siri Just In case But Still…
Send this to the Tech Bro in your life and watch them start getting all grumpy.
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story
This is one physics-defying car chase away from already being the greatest movie of the year imo.
New “Fast & Furious 9” Trailer: Just Take My Money Already
Come for the ridiculous magnet stunts, stay for Helen Mirren in a car chase.
Katie Porter’s Whiteboard
When you woke up this morning and put on your bland suit in preparation for your hearing, I bet you looked yourself in the mirror and thought: Today’s the day. Katie Porter’s not going to get me. Well, I’m Representative Katie Porter’s whiteboard, and I’ve got a message scrawled upon my glistening façade: We’re about…
Lords of the Dance
The dumbest thing possible tbqh
Last Week Tonight: SLAPP Suits
After spending two years engaged in a legal battle with a coal executive who was less-than-enthused with a giant squirrel telling him to “eat shit”, John Oliver finally shares the details of what happened, explains SLAPP lawsuits, and ends the segment in a way that ensured that I’d have to post it. I had no…
Microsoft the Musical
The bit in the beginning where they consider Bill Gates less of a person and more of an idea is kinda weird, but the part where they make fun of Windows Phone really makes up for it.
Gourmet Pop Rocks
This is some top-notch “I do not want to do this content but I will do this content because it is my job” content. Also I learned more about Pop Rocks than I ever thought possible, so that’s a pretty solid bonus.
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Trailer
Honestly the only reason I’m not demanding it be December right now is because that would mean I’m skipping Avengers: Endgame, but that’s it.
Party Rock Anthem but Uptown Girl
I just remembered that this exists, and I wanted you to know about it, too.